Thursday, April 19, 2012

Skills I Have Developed in India

Thought I would make a list of all the great skills I have developed since arriving in India:
  1. How to successfully hail taxis and buses
  2. The squatting method of using the restroom
  3. How to push people with my elbows when getting on and off the metro
  4. When to yell at the taxi/auto driver in Bangla for trying to short change me
  5. The art of bargaining
  6. How to sleep during the night with dogs barking, horns blaring, and people singing
  7. Tying a sari successfully
  8. The subtle art of talking really loud about knowing when people are talking about you WHEN people are talking about you
  9. Using my hands to eat instead of utensils
  10. Learning to magically find our classroom after it has been switched and no one was informed
  11. How to write a million papers in a second
AND...
   12. How to make sweat look sexy!!!

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